you know that mood when you’re not exactly horny but like all you want to do is be with a really nice guy? its really worse than being horny because you cant just turn on the porn and play, you need actual human company and it sucks but idk this might just be me
im so excited all my best friends are coming home for the weekend it will be the first time we’re all together since last christmas :)
every single person that reblogs this will get a joke or a pick-up line in their ask.
every single person.
I want to be a Hobbit so badly.
1. You eat at least 7 times a day.
2. You’re short and cute.
3. It’s perfectly acceptable to be chubby.
4. Hobbits can go unseen or unheard if they wish (little ninjas perfect for adventuring… even if it’s frowned upon).
5. The Shire is beautiful.
6. Most adorable homes.
7. Perfect little curly hair.
8. Can walk around barefoot.
I see no downsides to this.